ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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