The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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