By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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