THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
