dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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