i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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