It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
