She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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