She said her name was "party"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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