But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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