Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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