just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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