It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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