I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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