what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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