her vagine was all disorganized.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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