Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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