Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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