Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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