I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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