Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
