I heard we made out
I want to stick my p in your. b.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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