how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Drunk is not a location!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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