Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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