this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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