Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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