his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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