i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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