can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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