It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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