It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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