Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dicks are not precious.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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