Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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