I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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