The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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