; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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