While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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