dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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