i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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