Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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