Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
ok first of all what the fuck
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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