Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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