We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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