Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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