So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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