Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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