Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
