My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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