EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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