GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
