so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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